there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
*wears a nice suit and gets down on one knee* u got kik?
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world
Expensive?
Very expensive.- The fault in prices of clothes
i love monkeys so much they are so ugly but in the cutest way possible
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first